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I am not Mike Brown. I am white. I am middle class. I am female. I am small. I am not considered a threat. When police see me they see someone who looks like them. They see their mothers, their daughters, their sisters, themselves. I am not at risk of being shot by police for existing while black. I am not at risk of being shot while unarmed. I am not at risk of being shot while armed with nothing more than a BB gun. I am not at risk of being shot for reaching for my wallet. I am privileged.
But I am outraged. And if you aren’t outraged, then you aren’t paying attention. This is America in 2014. This is our reality. It’s so easy to get jaded and to ignore these atrocities, to act like this doesn’t affect us. It’s so easy to get apathetic. In the past it was the youth who protested. Where is the rage of the youth? Where is our rage?
Like I said, I am not Mike Brown. But I am outraged.

- : I am not Mike Brown. (via asgardian-feminist)

high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

50shadezofcarter:

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

(Source: 50shadezofcarter)

appetites:

o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

Especially the last one damn

(Source: imoffsoon)

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

helplesshelpless:

I know manatee isn’t a bird but I thought it was a good guess nonetheless

helplesshelpless:

I know manatee isn’t a bird but I thought it was a good guess nonetheless

(Source: straightwhiteboystexting)

tastefullyoffensive:

[threepanelsoul]

pale-quadrant:

[AGGRESSIVELY ATTEMPTS TO ENJOY SOMETHING WHILE IGNORING HALF OF THE FANDOM]

(Source: ccharlesxavier)

suckmypepper:

thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

i laughed way too hard

squiter-bites:

got-street-savoir-faire:

So we took some pictures of my new kitty and our old cat

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sir

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young sir 

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please sir

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i would be quite grateful if you

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please young sir

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please stop

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i didnt sign up for this

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sir

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help me

GOD I LOVE CATS

bewbin:

bewbin:

Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

Briefcase

h0odrich:

BITCH IS TOO REAL

h0odrich:

BITCH IS TOO REAL

(Source: fatitalianbroad)

tattooedjehan:

*slams fist down on table* I JUST WANT ALL MY FRIENDS TO HAVE NICE HOME LIVES IS THAT TOO HARD TO ASK